经典台词

叔: 以前叔叔我一天三餐都用鱼翅涑口 现在让你弄的一天八餐都吃泡面.. 星: 吃泡面有什么不好的ㄚ... 吃泡面有很多乐趣..只不过是你不懂得技巧罢了.. 叔: 什么技巧?... 星: 吹~含~吸~舔...

Your story may not have a such happy begining, but that doesn't make who you are. It is the rest of ...

我离家那么远～你为什么要欺负我

世均，我们再也回不去了……

青霞:那你会不会晃点你老爸 周说：那要看有没有好处啊。 青霞说：要是有好处呢? 周说：那就晃点他咯!

杀人放火金腰带，造桥铺路无尸骸....世界不应该这样，做人不应该这样

You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make ...

早晚，你总会醒悟的。

我一直怀疑27岁是否还会有一见钟情的倾心。

Tyler says self-improvement is masturbation. Tyler says self-destruction might be the answer. Tyler说...